The duck face!

The duck face. Making ugly girls with bad teeth think they look pretty since 1999. Alright people, I have to come out and say this:  THE DUCK FACE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! IT IS UGLY!!!!!

There are different levels of the duck face.

There is:

The, I am so ghetto, look: you have to turn your lips to the side or else it will be mistaken for the, I have an attitude and I am proud of it, so I think I'll try to put on a face that says 'Get up out my Kool-aid', look.

The, I think I'm sexy but the picture speaks other wise, face: Must be done while laying on your back, to amp up the picture's 'sexiness'.

Of course there is, I have an attitude and I am proud of it, so I think I'll try to put on a face that says 'Get up out my Kool-aid' :  See how the lips are pushed out as far as possible.

And my personal favorite, The Deranged Mallard: Notice the wrinkled chin and flared nostrils. that is a key element in the Deranged Mallard face

This is an epidemic. It must be stopped! Let's get real, it looks like you sniffed ink as a child.
But be aware, this disease does not only effect the female population.
Sadly it has spread to men too.

It has even spread to the children. Where is the humanity?!?!?!

If you think you suffer from this horrible disease please visit:  http://antiduckface.com/  but the most important thing to remember is: There is help for you. You can change.